A Message from your new Lord and Savior

topic posted Fri, February 11, 2005 - 6:00 PM by  Unsubscribed
Well, hello everyone...its a surprise, I know...I'm the new mod...no one was taking the initiative and claiming the moderatorship, so I decided to enter into the power vacuum and seizing control.... If you've got a problem with that....*places a grenade with a label numbered 1 stuck to the pin*....take a number and I'll get back to you....

Haha...jk....I just thought someone needed to take control....not like its that much power...oh the power....!

Just daring to be stupid...
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  • Re: A Message from your new Lord and Savior

    Sun, July 31, 2005 - 12:17 PM
    good glad some 1 is taking over... no 1 better than u madhat 4 this position...

    *grabs the gernade*

    now looking at the number which says 1000 damn looks at the line in front of her now how long b 4 this goes


    KABOOM?
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      Re: A Message from your new Lord and Savior

      Sun, July 31, 2005 - 12:39 PM
      Hold on, let me check that..."Book of Armaments" (Chapter 2, verses 9-21), as follows: "And the LORD spake, saying, first shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither thou count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

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